Humor
mobi |eng | 2012-09-14 | Author:Monsen, Avery & John, Jory [Monsen, Avery]

R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse April 16,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-04-08 | Author:Greer, Judy [Greer, Judy]

JANET Dear Judy, You asked me to write a little something about being friends with you. I’ve been procrastinating, trying to think of the perfect little something to sum it ...
( Category: Actors & Entertainers April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-03-14 | Author:Brandi Glanville [Brandi Glanville]

• 7 • The Friend Box FRIEND BOX (NOUN) 1. The mental compartment where you place someone you have no interest in pursuing romantically but would like to keep in ...
( Category: Humor April 13,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-03-10 | Author:B. J. Novak [B. J. Novak]

The office was huge, and quiet. Windows looked out over all of Michigan, to Grand Rapids and beyond; there were so many windows, or more accurately so much window, that ...
( Category: Humorous April 13,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Pearl Cleage

“Yes,” I said, but I felt myself tearing up again, scared that if I told him, he’d pull away. Scared of how much I didn’t want that to happen. “Do ...
( Category: Humor April 12,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-03-01 | Author:Handler, Chelsea [Handler, Chelsea]

My brother Greg Chapter Seven Black-on-Black Crime When I travel to New York, I hire a big, black, British driver named Sylvan. I call him Chocolate Chunk. At the end ...
( Category: Essays April 11,2014 )
epub |por | 2004-01-02 | Author:Marian Keyes [Keyes, Marian]

'Don't worry,' Jim said. 'Your secret's safe with me.' Jojo didn't know if she should believe him. She didn't know if she should trust him. She was suddenly very paranoid. ...
( Category: Humorous April 10,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2007-12-17 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

Fred was often asked, of course, whether he was related to the famous Senator Rosewater. Fred's self-effacing, ignorant reply was along the lines of, "Somewhere, somehow, I guess—way, way back." ...
( Category: Satire April 5,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2013-11-18 | Author:Colin Cowherd [Cowherd, Colin]

I Value What I Need First, an experiment. Please indulge me for a moment; it won’t take up much time, and you’ll see the results rather quickly. The next time ...
( Category: Humor April 3,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-04-01 | Author:Jess Walter

CHAPTER 16 Welcome to Weedland, Haiku #2 I WANT MY DEALERS To be smarter than they are; Welcome to Weedland “Wake up, Slippers,” says a voice I don’t recognize. I ...
( Category: Satire April 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-08-14 | Author:Maria Semple [Semple, Maria]

* IM exchange between Dad and Soo-Lin during a staff meeting SOO-LINL-S: Everything OK? You seem distracted. ELGINB: Starting to question my sanity. Home stuff. SOO-LINL-S: If you were to ...
( Category: Humorous April 2,2014 )
epub |eng | 2005-01-02 | Author:Chelsea Handler [Handler, Chelsea]

A WEDDING STORY I WAS ON the phone with my doctor's office trying to get my hands on some Vicodin. "What do you need it for?" the nurse who answered ...
( Category: Women March 31,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-03-04 | Author:Macfarlane, Seth [Macfarlane, Seth]

The sun beat down on them with ruthless oppression as they rode toward Albert’s farm. Albert stared down at the pinkish burned skin on his arms and thought, What a ...
( Category: Westerns March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2010-06-10 | Author:george carlin

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Religion March 29,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2008-11-04 | Author:denis leary

Your kid needs to be in a building full of other kids so that your kid can figure out how to socialize and play and get beaten up by bullies. ...
( Category: Humor March 29,2014 )